An airgun enthusiast is walking down the beach when he finds a magic lamp in the sand. He rubs it and a genie pops out.
“You have three wishes,” says the genie.
The airgun enthusiast thinks for a moment, then says, “I want a PCP air rifle that can make dime sized groups at 200 yards, that’s silent without a moderator, that’s as light as a sheet of paper, with a perfect crispy trigger, an easy to adjust regulator, interchangeable barrels, an unbreakable magazine, beautiful walnut stock, which can ethically hunt everything from squirrels to elephants, can’t leak, doesn’t need o-rings, and never runs out of air.”
The genie snaps his fingers and a moment later the airgun enthusiast is holding the most beautiful air rifle he’s ever seen, exactly to his specifications.
He shoulders it, aims down the beach at a dandelion 200 yards away, and proceeds to shoot the petals from it one by one, each perfect shot as quiet as a summer breeze. When he checks the gauge, he finds the bottle is still full.
“And what are your other two wishes?” asks the genie.
The airgun enthusiast looks up. “I’ll take two more of these.”
“You have three wishes,” says the genie.
The airgun enthusiast thinks for a moment, then says, “I want a PCP air rifle that can make dime sized groups at 200 yards, that’s silent without a moderator, that’s as light as a sheet of paper, with a perfect crispy trigger, an easy to adjust regulator, interchangeable barrels, an unbreakable magazine, beautiful walnut stock, which can ethically hunt everything from squirrels to elephants, can’t leak, doesn’t need o-rings, and never runs out of air.”
The genie snaps his fingers and a moment later the airgun enthusiast is holding the most beautiful air rifle he’s ever seen, exactly to his specifications.
He shoulders it, aims down the beach at a dandelion 200 yards away, and proceeds to shoot the petals from it one by one, each perfect shot as quiet as a summer breeze. When he checks the gauge, he finds the bottle is still full.
“And what are your other two wishes?” asks the genie.
The airgun enthusiast looks up. “I’ll take two more of these.”
