(a little humor) "You see what happens, Larry?! You see what happens?!!"

I'm going through a learning curve on gardening this year. Glynnis and spent thousands on water troughs for planters, tons of different plants, 15 yards of bark, a crushed granite courtyard, you name it. But my pride and joy are the berries. Blackberry, two varieties of red raspberry, golden raspberry, boysenberry, and marionberry. I could give a fiddler's fart over a tomato, but berries? Me likey berries.

This year we just planted, so any fruit is just a bonus as berries generally take a couple of years. However, we have a smattering of red razzies and quite a few blacks. I built a Jerry-rigged hoop house to try to keep the birds out, but they find the smallest openings (doorway curtains) and destroy the fruit. This is a great learning year, as next year will have (hopefully) lots of fruit and I need to figure out how to keep the little bastards at bay.

This morning there were five in there at daybreak. I'd had it. Got the FX and went full Walter Sobchak from the Big Lebowski. "You see what happens when you %^& a stranger in the @$$? You see what happens?! Huh?!" The birds didn't think I was serious. After the second poof, the remaining birds suddenly became highly motivated to get out of the net dome. It wouldn't even be an exaggeration to say they appeared a bit desperate.

The only collateral damage is a couple of broken net strands surrounded by feathers. The birds are relentless and I'm learning how to play the game. You can tell I'm a sore loser. I'll do better next year with my net job.

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I cringe to think that you planted blackberries *on purpose*! In a few years you'll be paying some guy with a tractor and thousands of gallons of roundup to destroy the shambling mound that threatens your home...
I certainly never had a problem with berries being left when I lived in Oregon. Cherries on the other hand...

GsT

Where we live you can call police (bylaw enforcement) if your neighbours let their blackberries get out of control.

I imagine in places where they're not endemic you have to put some effort into keeping them alive. Here you have to put in a lot of effort to ensure they don't kill everything else.
 
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Where we live you can call police (bylaw enforcement) if your neighbours let their blackberries get out of control.

I imagine in places where they're not endemic you have to put some effort into keeping them alive. Here you have to put in a lot of effort to ensure they don't kill everything else.
They don't even need to get out of control. If your neighbor has blackberries, then thanks to birds *you* will soon have blackberries...

GsT
 
Calling the police for weeds? You got to be kidding.

Come visit the NIMBY west coast. Took me 6 years to build a simple shed in my backyard. Had to give a presentation at a city council meeting, sue two neighbours, deal with bylaw complaints, multiple threats of fines from the city, multiple meetings with the city planning office, multiple experts came to assess how this shed would affect the trees in my back yard and whether there were any archeological finds lurking in my soil (turned out there was about 40 tennis balls, 3 basketballs, and a trampoline). My shed plans had to get past four different gatekeepers at the city planning office. This is a city with 300k+ people and somehow a shed way out in the suburbs was this priority item. And people wonder why there is a housing shortage and things are too expensive!

Yes, here you can get the police to come to someone's door if their blackberries get out of control and you feel like annoying your neighbour.
 
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