CRP: Coons.

My friend Doug was in town rehabbing a house and the biddy next door complained that Doug was parking in the back yard. The police came and looked around just to appear they were ticketing. Soooo. At his home by a lake they were not allowed to shoot even an airgun at all the coons. Some no good was feeding them. Sooo. Doug live trapped them and brought them into town and released them at the rehab house right next to the old Biddy's garden. Doug called it his CRP Program. You may have guessed it, coon relocation program. He finally quit when at church a friend told him you couldn't have a garden in town anymore for all the coons. Those coons stripped every garden in the whole southwest quadrant of town! God Bless Doug. Be Well Brothers, 'dito.
 
@Bandito Folks in the great white north need to call on Doug to live trap all of the wolves in the northern states (these folks are currently forced to live with them) and then relocate them to the voting populations in the southern areas.
how about the poor eastern Oregon cattle ranchers.. they are reintroducing the wolves that they trapped in I think it was Yellowstone and turned them loose and they are listed here as protected.. so they are killing 1-2 livestock every night and the only thing that the rancher can do is try to haze the wolves..
I think I read that there's a $60k bounty for someone who knows anyone who killed the wolves..
I had a neighbor when I lived in California near Yosemite and he breed and raised gray wolves.. mighty scary big dogs..
that was sure funny about relocating the coons..
so did they actually ticket him for parking in the yard he was rehab the house?
Mark
 
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My friend Doug was in town rehabbing a house and the biddy next door complained that Doug was parking in the back yard. The police came and looked around just to appear they were ticketing. Soooo. At his home by a lake they were not allowed to shoot even an airgun at all the coons. Some no good was feeding them. Sooo. Doug live trapped them and brought them into town and released them at the rehab house right next to the old Biddy's garden. Doug called it his CRP Program. You may have guessed it, coon relocation program. He finally quit when at church a friend told him you couldn't have a garden in town anymore for all the coons. Those coons stripped every garden in the whole southwest quadrant of town! God Bless Doug. Be Well Brothers, 'dito.
Buy a box of racoon hand traps and 220# connibears or a big donny FL on 44 fpe pcp?
 
No sir, they did not ticket him. They had to look like it to get the old biddy to shut up. The policemen were laughing that they just made it look like a ticket was given. Psychological form of a " Use of Force"! We used that type of thing to keep inmates in line at prison where I worked. Quite effective at times, if not there were other techniques. One can use a version of your making on civilians too. Be Well Brothers, B.
 
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