I was deer hunting and these 3 came along.
Huben GK1 took out 3
- Thread starter Jammin22
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I was deer hunting and these 3 came along.
Rude of them to interrupt your projectiles just minding their own business on an afternoon ambulation. Serves them right!
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You make a codpiece out of their pelt, using the tail as fastener strap. The meat is left on a handcrafted, repurposed driftwood altar with a servo and plc controlled turn table to move 15⁰ an hour, when it reaches noon confirmed by sextant, clock, and sun dial, you chant to kukulkan and he shall be pleased. It's the only way the sun remains content and continues the giving of life and warmth
Edit: it's proven science.
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DO NOT REMOVE THE BLOOD FOR AN ENTIRE LUNAR CYCLE. it's imperative. If it weren't for the ancient chosen airgunners performing this protective ritual, we'd all be in oblivion. Once you reach the proper lead concentration from seepage and inhalation the serpent god of airgunnery shall come to you. Just wait. You'll see.
My sacred altar
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$pOOkygHOST you must know you are not quite right? That's great, you really fit in nicely! Be Well Brothers, dito.
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Oh my, spirits too? We may need an exorcist! Or maybe it was too much baby food cooked in aluminium pots. It is dangerous you know? Perhaps the country of Kalifornia has declared those terrible pots and pans to cause reproductive health. Lord knows it has messed up the minds of their government. Next it will be hazardous to shoot air guns. But wait, it already is! We are certainly dooooomed as airgun enthusiasts. Dito.
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I gave up hope when I learned the California surgeon General informed me the split shot sinkers I've been biting onto leaders since age 5 were known to cause cancer. Permanently in the moment... It's been 34years...any minute now.
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