Good one.Well. She did message me again. Asked about the bodies out back.
Then threatened to have the Government investigate.
I told her Yes I have multiple buried out there. All Female. Then told her about the Male Red haired guy I had to drag into the woods cause the ground was frozen and I couldn't dig a grave.
I might have forgotten to tell her they were all pets that had passed away.
I'd be happy if the Government comes and digs up the yard.
There's a drain tile that needs fixed back there.
One day a few years back my brother wanted to show me something on my iPhone. I hand it to him and he presses the Siri button. He asks Siri, “ Siri, how do I get rid of a body?”
No one touches my phone any more.
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