How Do You Guys Keep Your Wife From Seeing All The Packages Arriving

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Airgunsteve said:
Re-routing to the nearest ups or fed ex location and pick up and bring inside your house later. Works every time. Make sure all the packaging material is disposed of discreetly.

Here is a list of my airguns with accessories. I think I might have a problem….


  1. AEA Challenger Pro .22 UTG 4-16x (silver mount)
  2. AEA Element.22: Vector Optics 3-12x(silver mount)
  3. AEA HP Semi Pistol.177: no scope
  4. AEA HP Semi Pistol.22: no scope
  5. —>AEA HP Semi Pistol .25: Vector Optics 3-12x(mount? /tube?/silver buttstock/ring?)
  6. AEA HP Semi Pistol .25(300cc): Vector Optics 3-12x(fde mount/tube/fde buttstock/ring?)
  7. AEA HP Assassin .22: Vector Optics 4-16x(Orange buffer tube/red mount/ring?)
  8. AGT Uragan .22: Arken SH 6-24X
  9. AGT Vixen.22: Vector Optics 3-12x(red grip-generic single piece red mount)
  10. Air Arms S510 XS.22: Discovery 3-12x44 FFP (brown mount)
  11. Air Arms TX200.177: Vector Optics 6-24xp (brown mount)
  12. Air Force .25: Vector Optics 3-12x (ffp)
  13. Airmaks Katrin.22: Vector Optics 3-12x(blue mount)
  14. Airmaks Katrin Compact .25: Westhunter 3-12x (fde mount, fde grip)
  15. Air Venturi TR5: none
  16. American Air Arms Evol .22 : Vector Optics 6-24x (blue butt stock, blue buffer tube, blue mount).
  17. Artemis S900.22:none Nikon 4-16x
  18. Artemis Breakbarrel.177: UTG Bugbuster
  19. Ataman BP17 .22(black): Immersive optics 5x30
  20. X_ Ataman BP17(green) .22: no scope
  21. Ataman M2R .177: Dedal 6x
  22. ATI Nova Vista .177: Bushnell 3-9x (brown mount)
  23. ATI Liberty .22: UTG Bugbuster 3-9x (red mount)
  24. Beeman 3134 Bullpup .22: Prismatic scope
  25. Benjamin Fortitude .177: Hawke 3-9x
  26. Benjamin Marauder Rifle Semi .22: Vector Optics 3-12x
  27. Benjamin Marauder Rifle .22: Westhunter 4-16x (brown mount)
  28. Brocock Atomic .22: Vector Optics 3-12x( silver mount and tube, black buttstock/ Ring?)
  29. Brocock Atomic .22: Vector Optics 3-12x (gold mount, gold tube, gold buttstock)
  30. Brocock Commander XR: Discovery 3-12x(blue tube, UTG single piece blue mount, blue ring)
  31. Brocock Concept XR: Vector Optics 3-12x( metal aea buttstock, red tube, red mount, Ring? )
  32. Brocock Sniper HR: Vector Optics 3-12x (blue mount)
  33. BSA CLX .22 (brown mount)
  34. BSA JSR .177: Hawke 3-9x (brown mount)
  35. BSA SE Ultra Tactical: Vector Optics 3-12x (spf)
  36. BSA R10th .22: Discovery 3-12x(brown mount)
  37. BSA Scorpion .22: Hawke 3-9x
  38. Daystate Pulsar .22: Vortex Strike Eagle 6-24x
  39. Diana 48L .177: Vector Optics 3-9x (brown mount)
  40. Diana 340L .177: Bushnell 4-12X (brown mount)
  41. Edgun Layla .177: Discovery 3-12x(silver mount).
  42. Edgun Leishy Classic .22: MTC viper connect (blue mounts)
  43. Edgun Leshiy Two(long) .22: Vector optics 6-24x (red mount)
  44. Edgun Leshiy Two(short) .22: MTC optics
  45. Edgun Matador .22: Aims 4.5-27x_
  46. Evanix Pistol(.357): Vector Optics 3-12x (ffp) 3-12x(sfp) (blue mount, No grip)
  47. Evanix Pistol (.25): immersive optics 10x25
  48. UTG Bugbuster 3-9x
  49. Evanix Rifle .357: black mount Westhunter 4-16x44
  50. FX Dreamline Tact Compact(CB) .22: SWFA 3-15x42 (mount?, gold buttstock, color changing grip and color changing tube)
  51. FX Dreamline Tact Compact .22: Vector Optics 3-12x(red-tube, red UTG single piece mount,grip,foregrip,red ring?)
  52. FX Impact MK II .22: Vortex Strike Eagle 6-24X (fde- mount, fde grip)
  53. FX Impact MK III .22: Arken SH (red cheek, red grip)
  54. FX Maverick Compact .177: Blackhound (silver grip, silver mount)
  55. Gamo Swarm Maxxim gen2 .22: Bushnell Banner2
  56. Gamo Swarm Fusion .177 UTG Bugbuster 3-9x(side wheel)
  57. Gamo Swarm Fusion (2) .177 Westhunter 4-16x (SFP)
  58. Gamo Bone Collector .22: Hawke 3-9x
  59. Gamo Bone Collector(2) .22: Hawke 3-9x
  60. X_ Gamo Urban .22: None
  61. X_ Hatsan ATT44(pump) .177: None
  62. X_ Hatsan ATT44(pump) .177: None
  63. Hatsan ATT44 .177 Tact: Bushnell Banner 2 (silver mount)
  64. Hatsan ATT44 .25: Bushnell Banner2 (brown mount)
  65. Hatsan Barrage .177: Riton 6-24x
  66. Hatsan Galatian Tact .22: UTG Bugbuster (red mount)
  67. Hatsan Nova .22: Bushnell Banner2 (brown mount)
  68. Huben K1 Gen7 .22: Vector Optics 3-12x(WH gold mount)
  69. Kral NP 01 .22: Prismatic scope 5X
  70. Kral NP 01. .22: Prismatic scope 5X
  71. X_ Kral NP 02 .22:
  72. Kral NP 02 .25: None
  73. X_ Kral NP 03: None
  74. X_ Kral NP 04 .22: None
  75. Kral NP 500 .22: Vector Optics 3-12x (Buttstock? Tube? Mount?)
  76. Kral Dazzle .22: Vector Optics 3-12x (buttstock?)
  77. Kral Empire X .22: Vector Optics 3-12x (sfp)
  78. Kral Empire XS: Vector Optics 3-12x (ffp)
  79. X_ Puncher Silent .22: Bushnell Trophy 3-9x
  80. LCS Air Arms SK19. .22: Vector Optics 6-24x(Generic 1 piece red mount, red grip?)
  81. RTI Prophet .22: Vortex Strike Eagle 6-24x(WH gold mount,gold grip)
  82. RWS R7 .177: Bushnell Dusk&Dawn 3-9x (brown mount)
  83. Seneca Aspen .22: UTG Bugbuster 3-9x
  84. Seneca Eagle Claw .22: Bushnell Trophy 3-9x
  85. Sig Sauer ASP 20 .22: UTG Bugbuster 3-9x
  86. X_Umarex Gaunlet 1 .177: Bushnell Banner2
  87. Umarex Gaunlet 2 .22: Hawke 3-9X
  88. Walther Reign .22: Hawke 3-9x (red mount)
  89. Weihrauch HW 77. .177: (brown mount)
  90. Weihrauch HW97 .177: Hawke 3-9x
  91. Weihrauch HW100 BP .22: Vector Optics 3-12x (blue mount)
  92. Xisco Sentry 705 .22: Bushnell 3-9x DD

PISTOLS
  1. Artemis pp700(.177)-stock:UTG Bugbuster 3-9x
  2. Artemis pp700 (.22): UTG Bugbuster 3-9x
  3. Artemis pp700 (.22)-stock: Westhunter 4-16x
  4. Artemis pp750 (.177): Sig Sauer 4-12X
  5. Artemis pp750 (.177): UTG Bugbuster3-9x(brown mount)
  6. Ataman AP16 (red short carbine): Vector Optics 3-12x(sfp) (red mount, Ring?)
  7. Ataman AP16 (silver long carbine):Westhunter 4-16x (silver mount/silver scope)
  8. Ataman AP16 bronze .22: MTC prismatic 10x
  9. Ataman AP16 black .177: Vector Optics 3-12x (red mount)
  10. X Baikal :none
  11. Beeman 2027: Westhunter Compact 3-12 x
  12. Beeman 2027:
  13. Benjamin breakbarrel:
  14. Benjamin Marauder Pistol(camo): Vector Optics 3-12x
  15. Benjamin Marauder Pistol: Hawke 3-9x (Blue grey grip/blue buttstock/blue mount
  16. Brocock Grand Prix: UTG Bugbuster 3-9x
  17. Crosman Custom Shop Carbine: Hawke
  18. Crosman 1701p Carbine: Bushnell Banner2(blue, grey grips,black buttstock. Blue mount)
  19. Crosman 1720 T Carbine: Westhunter 4-16x (blue-brown grip/blue buttstock, blue mounts)
  20. Crosman 2300s: UTG Bugbuster 3-9x(yellow/purple grip purple buttstock)
  21. Crosman 1377: None
  22. Crosman 1322: None
  23. CZ 9 CO2 pistol:
  24. Diana LP8: UTG Bugbuster 3-9x
  25. X_Diana bandit pistol: None
  26. FX Ranchero pistol: Vector Optics 3-12x
  27. FX Ranchero Carbine: Vector Optics 3-12x(sfp)
  28. Hatsan Pistol: Prism scope
  29. X_Hatsan Sortie: None
  30. X_ Hatsan Sortie: None
  31. Walther AP20: None
  32. Weihrauch HW75: Nikon pistol scope
  33. Weihrauch HW70(silver) : UTG Bugbuster 3-9x (side focus)
  34. Weihrauch HW70A: UTG Bugbuster 3-9x
  35. Weihrauch Hw 40 UTG Bugbuster 3-9x(side focus)
  36. Weihrauch HW44(black): UTG 3-12x 30mm (blue mount)
  37. Weihrauch HW44(silver): Westhunter Compact 3-12x (FFP) (silver mount)
  38. Weshley CO2 pistol: no scope
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Well now - there are obsessions and there are addictions, this list however smacks of slowly funded retail venture !
 
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My answer to the question is simple - I tell my wife the truth - honey I’m going through a personal mental health crisis, and I’m going to be buying a lot of guns because they are cheaper than hookers, gambling, cars, boats or god forbid- endless psychiatric counseling sessions and associated meds. It may seem like I’m hoarding and buried alive by my most recent purchase, but truth be known, I’m one box and one gun and one trade away from a complete cure. Thank you for supporting me and would you mind mailing some boxes for me?
 
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Funny how so many of us suffer from the same first world problems. 20 years in law enforcement has shown me that most relationship battles start over finances and cheating. So when the wife and I got married, we split the bills based on percentage on income coming into the house. We each have our own credit cards, checking and saving accounts so we really don't know what the other is spending. If a month is hard for one of us the other helps out. Has worked for 17 years so far.
 
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I never understand this. I guess you have separate bank accounts? It’s not the packages that are the problem it’s the money that can’t be hidden. Lol. If you have separate bank accounts to me she has already agreed to some financial freedom and should have little to say anyway. That’s assuming all the bills and needs are being met.
 
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JimD said:
I don't have any problem. No wife.
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Very smart. Lol. I am figuring this out. I’m a total idiot as I have no kids and stupidly got married a second time. There is literally no point for a wife in my life zero!! other than for the sake of kids it’s pointless in my opinion. I guess most people have kids so that’s a thing. Really when there are none or they are grown and gone what is the benefit other than the one obvious thing which……ain’t worth that and marriage isn’t a necessity to have it anyway.
 
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Airgunsteve said:
Re-routing to the nearest ups or fed ex location and pick up and bring inside your house later. Works every time. Make sure all the packaging material is disposed of discreetly.

Here is a list of my airguns with accessories. I think I might have a problem….


  1. AEA Challenger Pro .22 UTG 4-16x (silver mount)
  2. AEA Element.22: Vector Optics 3-12x(silver mount)
  3. AEA HP Semi Pistol.177: no scope
  4. AEA HP Semi Pistol.22: no scope
  5. —>AEA HP Semi Pistol .25: Vector Optics 3-12x(mount? /tube?/silver buttstock/ring?)
  6. AEA HP Semi Pistol .25(300cc): Vector Optics 3-12x(fde mount/tube/fde buttstock/ring?)
  7. AEA HP Assassin .22: Vector Optics 4-16x(Orange buffer tube/red mount/ring?)
  8. AGT Uragan .22: Arken SH 6-24X
  9. AGT Vixen.22: Vector Optics 3-12x(red grip-generic single piece red mount)
  10. Air Arms S510 XS.22: Discovery 3-12x44 FFP (brown mount)
  11. Air Arms TX200.177: Vector Optics 6-24xp (brown mount)
  12. Air Force .25: Vector Optics 3-12x (ffp)
  13. Airmaks Katrin.22: Vector Optics 3-12x(blue mount)
  14. Airmaks Katrin Compact .25: Westhunter 3-12x (fde mount, fde grip)
  15. Air Venturi TR5: none
  16. American Air Arms Evol .22 : Vector Optics 6-24x (blue butt stock, blue buffer tube, blue mount).
  17. Artemis S900.22:none Nikon 4-16x
  18. Artemis Breakbarrel.177: UTG Bugbuster
  19. Ataman BP17 .22(black): Immersive optics 5x30
  20. X_ Ataman BP17(green) .22: no scope
  21. Ataman M2R .177: Dedal 6x
  22. ATI Nova Vista .177: Bushnell 3-9x (brown mount)
  23. ATI Liberty .22: UTG Bugbuster 3-9x (red mount)
  24. Beeman 3134 Bullpup .22: Prismatic scope
  25. Benjamin Fortitude .177: Hawke 3-9x
  26. Benjamin Marauder Rifle Semi .22: Vector Optics 3-12x
  27. Benjamin Marauder Rifle .22: Westhunter 4-16x (brown mount)
  28. Brocock Atomic .22: Vector Optics 3-12x( silver mount and tube, black buttstock/ Ring?)
  29. Brocock Atomic .22: Vector Optics 3-12x (gold mount, gold tube, gold buttstock)
  30. Brocock Commander XR: Discovery 3-12x(blue tube, UTG single piece blue mount, blue ring)
  31. Brocock Concept XR: Vector Optics 3-12x( metal aea buttstock, red tube, red mount, Ring? )
  32. Brocock Sniper HR: Vector Optics 3-12x (blue mount)
  33. BSA CLX .22 (brown mount)
  34. BSA JSR .177: Hawke 3-9x (brown mount)
  35. BSA SE Ultra Tactical: Vector Optics 3-12x (spf)
  36. BSA R10th .22: Discovery 3-12x(brown mount)
  37. BSA Scorpion .22: Hawke 3-9x
  38. Daystate Pulsar .22: Vortex Strike Eagle 6-24x
  39. Diana 48L .177: Vector Optics 3-9x (brown mount)
  40. Diana 340L .177: Bushnell 4-12X (brown mount)
  41. Edgun Layla .177: Discovery 3-12x(silver mount).
  42. Edgun Leishy Classic .22: MTC viper connect (blue mounts)
  43. Edgun Leshiy Two(long) .22: Vector optics 6-24x (red mount)
  44. Edgun Leshiy Two(short) .22: MTC optics
  45. Edgun Matador .22: Aims 4.5-27x_
  46. Evanix Pistol(.357): Vector Optics 3-12x (ffp) 3-12x(sfp) (blue mount, No grip)
  47. Evanix Pistol (.25): immersive optics 10x25
  48. UTG Bugbuster 3-9x
  49. Evanix Rifle .357: black mount Westhunter 4-16x44
  50. FX Dreamline Tact Compact(CB) .22: SWFA 3-15x42 (mount?, gold buttstock, color changing grip and color changing tube)
  51. FX Dreamline Tact Compact .22: Vector Optics 3-12x(red-tube, red UTG single piece mount,grip,foregrip,red ring?)
  52. FX Impact MK II .22: Vortex Strike Eagle 6-24X (fde- mount, fde grip)
  53. FX Impact MK III .22: Arken SH (red cheek, red grip)
  54. FX Maverick Compact .177: Blackhound (silver grip, silver mount)
  55. Gamo Swarm Maxxim gen2 .22: Bushnell Banner2
  56. Gamo Swarm Fusion .177 UTG Bugbuster 3-9x(side wheel)
  57. Gamo Swarm Fusion (2) .177 Westhunter 4-16x (SFP)
  58. Gamo Bone Collector .22: Hawke 3-9x
  59. Gamo Bone Collector(2) .22: Hawke 3-9x
  60. X_ Gamo Urban .22: None
  61. X_ Hatsan ATT44(pump) .177: None
  62. X_ Hatsan ATT44(pump) .177: None
  63. Hatsan ATT44 .177 Tact: Bushnell Banner 2 (silver mount)
  64. Hatsan ATT44 .25: Bushnell Banner2 (brown mount)
  65. Hatsan Barrage .177: Riton 6-24x
  66. Hatsan Galatian Tact .22: UTG Bugbuster (red mount)
  67. Hatsan Nova .22: Bushnell Banner2 (brown mount)
  68. Huben K1 Gen7 .22: Vector Optics 3-12x(WH gold mount)
  69. Kral NP 01 .22: Prismatic scope 5X
  70. Kral NP 01. .22: Prismatic scope 5X
  71. X_ Kral NP 02 .22:
  72. Kral NP 02 .25: None
  73. X_ Kral NP 03: None
  74. X_ Kral NP 04 .22: None
  75. Kral NP 500 .22: Vector Optics 3-12x (Buttstock? Tube? Mount?)
  76. Kral Dazzle .22: Vector Optics 3-12x (buttstock?)
  77. Kral Empire X .22: Vector Optics 3-12x (sfp)
  78. Kral Empire XS: Vector Optics 3-12x (ffp)
  79. X_ Puncher Silent .22: Bushnell Trophy 3-9x
  80. LCS Air Arms SK19. .22: Vector Optics 6-24x(Generic 1 piece red mount, red grip?)
  81. RTI Prophet .22: Vortex Strike Eagle 6-24x(WH gold mount,gold grip)
  82. RWS R7 .177: Bushnell Dusk&Dawn 3-9x (brown mount)
  83. Seneca Aspen .22: UTG Bugbuster 3-9x
  84. Seneca Eagle Claw .22: Bushnell Trophy 3-9x
  85. Sig Sauer ASP 20 .22: UTG Bugbuster 3-9x
  86. X_Umarex Gaunlet 1 .177: Bushnell Banner2
  87. Umarex Gaunlet 2 .22: Hawke 3-9X
  88. Walther Reign .22: Hawke 3-9x (red mount)
  89. Weihrauch HW 77. .177: (brown mount)
  90. Weihrauch HW97 .177: Hawke 3-9x
  91. Weihrauch HW100 BP .22: Vector Optics 3-12x (blue mount)
  92. Xisco Sentry 705 .22: Bushnell 3-9x DD

PISTOLS
  1. Artemis pp700(.177)-stock:UTG Bugbuster 3-9x
  2. Artemis pp700 (.22): UTG Bugbuster 3-9x
  3. Artemis pp700 (.22)-stock: Westhunter 4-16x
  4. Artemis pp750 (.177): Sig Sauer 4-12X
  5. Artemis pp750 (.177): UTG Bugbuster3-9x(brown mount)
  6. Ataman AP16 (red short carbine): Vector Optics 3-12x(sfp) (red mount, Ring?)
  7. Ataman AP16 (silver long carbine):Westhunter 4-16x (silver mount/silver scope)
  8. Ataman AP16 bronze .22: MTC prismatic 10x
  9. Ataman AP16 black .177: Vector Optics 3-12x (red mount)
  10. X Baikal :none
  11. Beeman 2027: Westhunter Compact 3-12 x
  12. Beeman 2027:
  13. Benjamin breakbarrel:
  14. Benjamin Marauder Pistol(camo): Vector Optics 3-12x
  15. Benjamin Marauder Pistol: Hawke 3-9x (Blue grey grip/blue buttstock/blue mount
  16. Brocock Grand Prix: UTG Bugbuster 3-9x
  17. Crosman Custom Shop Carbine: Hawke
  18. Crosman 1701p Carbine: Bushnell Banner2(blue, grey grips,black buttstock. Blue mount)
  19. Crosman 1720 T Carbine: Westhunter 4-16x (blue-brown grip/blue buttstock, blue mounts)
  20. Crosman 2300s: UTG Bugbuster 3-9x(yellow/purple grip purple buttstock)
  21. Crosman 1377: None
  22. Crosman 1322: None
  23. CZ 9 CO2 pistol:
  24. Diana LP8: UTG Bugbuster 3-9x
  25. X_Diana bandit pistol: None
  26. FX Ranchero pistol: Vector Optics 3-12x
  27. FX Ranchero Carbine: Vector Optics 3-12x(sfp)
  28. Hatsan Pistol: Prism scope
  29. X_Hatsan Sortie: None
  30. X_ Hatsan Sortie: None
  31. Walther AP20: None
  32. Weihrauch HW75: Nikon pistol scope
  33. Weihrauch HW70(silver) : UTG Bugbuster 3-9x (side focus)
  34. Weihrauch HW70A: UTG Bugbuster 3-9x
  35. Weihrauch Hw 40 UTG Bugbuster 3-9x(side focus)
  36. Weihrauch HW44(black): UTG 3-12x 30mm (blue mount)
  37. Weihrauch HW44(silver): Westhunter Compact 3-12x (FFP) (silver mount)
  38. Weshley CO2 pistol: no scope
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You have more than fallen down the Rabbit Hole. For your sake, seek help...immediately.
 
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s13xe240sx said:
A PO box would work well for that, but fortunately I run business from the shop at our house and packages come in and go out all the time. And all the knives and airguns blur together for her these days so she doesn't really notice anyway.
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Ditto, but at this stage of my life she'd prefer that I enjoy my hobby. Don't go really nuts on it so it's not an issue. Plus I indulge her in her EXPENSIVE hobby so.....it all works out.
 
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This was back couple years ago when I had a good job and less hobbies. A friend of mine told me he's story.
He said to he's wife "Honey, I need a girlfriend or a new car" She told him to "get a car, it will be cheaper".
And we laugh a lot over this.
Next time with my wife in conversation, and I wanna be a smart@ss: "Honey, I need a girlfriend or a new car"
And she asks me "How much that car will costs?"
So I got a audi S4.
In mean time we got well over 36th anniversary, I got semiretired, and at least one hobby for each day of a week, I can't complain I am not bored.
Can't divorce, my mom didn't teach me to cook, and wife is more happy not seeing me in the kitchen, or laundry room, or grocery shopping.
Would this be called a harmony? :)
 
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This was back couple years ago when I had a good job and less hobbies. A friend of mine told me he's story.
He said to he's wife "Honey, I need a girlfriend or a new car" She told him to "get a car, it will be cheaper".
And we laugh a lot over this.
Next time with my wife in conversation, and I wanna be a smart@ss: "Honey, I need a girlfriend or a new car"
And she asks me "How much that car will costs?"
So I got a audi S4.
In mean time we got well over 36th anniversary, I got semiretired, and at least one hobby for each day of a week, I can't complain I am not bored.
Can't divorce, my mom didn't teach me to cook, and wife is more happy not seeing me in the kitchen, or laundry room, or grocery shopping.
Would this be called a harmony? :)
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Rats, I do my own laundry, I burn the offering outside, and WE go grocery shopping. Speaking of which I think I need a new barrel for my FX Maverick. Just because. .22 is cheaper than .25 to shoot right?
 
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