How Do You Guys Keep Your Wife From Seeing All The Packages Arriving
- Thread starter Rawroots
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I do the following things:
- Use Amazon locker.
- Have UPS/FX hold the package at the distribution center.
- Get the package shipped to work.
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i remember some years back she complained about my air rifle hobby/addiction once.. 20 years ago.. my simple reply... i could be going to the bar after work with my coworkers blowing money on booze and chasing tail like they do... she's never said a word about it since... been married 30 almost 31 years and she shares the hobby/addiction with me..
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"How Do You Guys Keep Your Wife From Seeing All The Packages Arriving"
That's easy. I've been divorced for about 28 years. (chuckle)
Works for me! LOL!
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Well one thing I did was gave instructions to only deliver to the side door. She never went to the one side of the house, and it was to the lower level of the house which for me was perfect cause it was right near were my gun room was located. So, I would run home after work grab the box take it in and then take the box and throw it away in the trash. Had to cut it up of course so it wouldn't stick out of the trash, but she never seen the trash because I always took it out.
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I gave up on this a long time ago lol! She’s way too good at finding my packages or purchases 
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Tell her you’ll match dollar for dollar of what you spend on your hobby on lingerie for her. That seems fair.
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Get a work from home job (even though my wife has one too ((therapist)) and grab packages before she sees them then throw box in attic where she won’t go cause it’s hot
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I don't hide nothing from her! If she doesn't like it she knows where the door is... OOOPS GOTA GO!!!!! Hello Baby. lmao
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Never any headaches buying stuff for our hobbies. We have a joint spending account for expenses and our own accounts for buying our own stuff, so never any arguments.
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- Oh those must be for the neighbors 
Thats double dippingTell her you’ll match dollar for dollar of what you spend on your hobby on lingerie for her. That seems fair.
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This is funny as hell!!! I always thought that I was the only one needing a way to justify my very existence as a MAN on this planet to my wife. That's kind of what I feel like when she asks what's in the box? I haven't read many of the posts in this thread, but I will get around to it. It's a lot funnier than flipping through an entire "The Far Side" calender.
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My wife says buy whatever I want. If I/we can afford it I will buy it and she wouldn't think twice. If we can't afford it, I am not stupid enough to buy it.
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My wife is generallyvery passive so I don't hide much. If she does give me a hard time a wave around my lower extremity and remind her why she married me then 15 mins later all is forgiving
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My wife really doesnt care what I buy. But as a UPS delivery driver I do see this scenario. One day I delivered high end car parts to the FedX distribution center for the manager. He sent them there so his wife didnt see. 
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Easy. I track my package and know when they are arriving. Give her my credit card and she be out the door asap. XD
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Marry a good woman. Been married 39 years. Yesterday A large box showed up from Utah Air. She had ordered and paid for a new M3……………
For her.
How do you not love a woman like that.
For her.
How do you not love a woman like that.
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