The big wigs in suits knew what they were getting into when they bought out a brand named BroCock. I will not let some marketing department weenie try to church it up by calling it BRK. You bought it, you knew about the snickers and jokes, and now you need to own it. Do not insult us by trying to pull a fast one on the name, as if people will just forget. I won't have it!
You. Are. BroCock!!
You. Are. BroCock!!