Meet Ranger Dick part 2 - New Uniform

[ZedCee]

In part one of - Meet Ranger Dick, you were introduced to a Ranger XR with an "attitude"... As you recall, Ranger Dick got his name, "Ranger Dick" - " 'Cause he ain't friendly to any of da "forest friends" or any of the critters around farm fields, or back yards, etc etc..." Like the well known "Ranger Rick".

Well, Ranger Dick was tired of looking like all the other "Rangers" out there and put in a request for a new uniform... With the request approved, Ranger Dick now "dons" a new "look". Proud of his new, more "authoritative" look, he wants to share his new "uniform" with all his "brothers in arms".

 

[rsfrid]

Mighty nice he is, at that! Hope he's not nice to the woodland varmints.

 

[L.Leon]

Ranger Rick, eh, Ranger Dick is looking sharp… the critters better not be taken in by his new garb. Underneath he’s still, a “dick”…