BUT wait I see some light at the end of the tunnel, The NEW SPA 750, Or is Uncle blowing smoke everywhere?
Mike
Dear nephew Mike,
You semi-literate, West Texan, Back Yard Agaves Brewing, Snake Stomper....
How many times have I told you not to post when you've been drinking that brown home made tequila? I know it gets lonely out there in the desert, but sitting out there on that cinder block, talking to your sheep, shooting scorpions with an air gun, while dead drunk, will NOT bring back your motorcycle hoodlum youth!!! AND...cut back on those mushrooms.
Now...about the SPA 750, if it's anything like the 700, or even the 800, it will outshoot your bloodshot eyes every day and night of the desert year. Unless the price goes WAY up, and I suspect it will rise due to the new design and popularity of the 700, it will still be the best air pistol for the money...within reason. You will need a scope "riser" to get that scope up high enough so your one good eye can make out a proper image. That sliding wire shoulder stock comes straight back and that means a sore neck for most people bending down to see through that scope. I fully realize that you, like most motor-sickle hoodlums, was born without a neck, but it will be an issue for most car driving normal humans!
I'd say within 100 feet, just about the maximum range I can take with 76 year old eyebulbs, and a pistol, that gun is dead on accurate. Now a lot of the younger whipper-snappers, and individuals who are young enough to still have their prostates in place and functional, may make accurate shots a lot further out than that...but they are younger than us and most likely sober most of the time!
Which reminds me, did you get your rabies shot from the vet this year? I have never been able to Google whether rabies can be sexually transmitted, but with your West Texas love life, I wouldn't be taking any chances...not when you can get a back door $25.00 "large dogs series" rabies shot, from a veterinarian with a Mexican medical license!!!
With concern...
Your Ever Watchful Uncle Hoot
PS: Forgot to mention I went to the asylum and visited your aunt Leonora. She is well, and she said to tell you "Hello", but mentioned she still hates your guts and will shoot you on sight because she remains convinced you ate her cat that night...(???) Again, it's like I told you all those years ago, never drink with relatives!!!