Terrible articles, just for fun

As I get older my reading speed and comprehension have certainly gone down. Today I was just surfing randomly for some airgun articles and came across a few that were real head scratchers. I had to read them a couple of times to make sure that I wasn't having any medical issues. I don't know if someone is writing these in a foreign language and then using a bad translator or if it is AI written or what the deal is, but it ended being a game, here are three of my favs:




Hope you enjoy them as much as I did!
 
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Wow, these are spectacular!! 🤣

Quote (#1):

"When it comes to pellet rifles, there are two types, short-stroke and long-stroke.
A short-stroke pellet rifle fires pellets quickly, typically in 3 quick shots, while a long-stroke pellet rifle fires pellets slowly, typically in 6 or more shots."


🔸 I think I will hold off on buying a pellet rifle, because I want to shoot not 3 nor 6 shots, but 4.5 shots. And for that "they" still will have to invent the "medium-stroke" pellet rifle.
➔ Maybe for SHOT Show 2023? 🤔

Matthias
 
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Quote #3

"This is a very general concept, as it is generally used in the industry to describe the physical appearance and mental state of a gun."



Wow, the article writer really hit home with this sentence.
● Yeah, the physical appearance of my Diana Skyhawk is actually very good. It's got a beautiful stock, a feature-rich scope, and I feed it only the best ammo.

● But despite the rather attractive physical appearance, I am guilty of doing immense damage to the mental state of the gun.
Because I have been scheming to divorce it and sell it to the highest bidder. Doing damage to the mental state of my Diana....
➔ I know I am scum for even thinking such evil thoughts ("selling a gun?!?" 😱) — but I am just a human being with all the weaknesses (that I keep trying to blame on my parents, my teachers, my politicians, and the climate change).


Anyhow, if anyone knows of a good gun psychologist to help my Diana's mind, please pass me the phone number.

Matthias
 
While it is fun to poke at these terrible online garbage pile articles, you are inadvertently encouraging them and actually you are earning money for the fools that post them. Click counts determine the cash flow, and the owners of such worthless content are laughing at every one of you that share and post the links. Do what you think is right, I will not give them my traffic or my metadata.
 

Quote #3

"This is a very general concept, as it is generally used in the industry to describe the physical appearance and mental state of a gun."



Wow, the article writer really hit home with this sentence.
● Yeah, the physical appearance of my Diana Skyhawk is actually very good. It's got a beautiful stock, a feature-rich scope, and I feed it only the best ammo.

● But despite the rather attractive physical appearance, I am guilty of doing immense damage to the mental state of the gun.
Because I have been scheming to divorce it and sell it to the highest bidder. Doing damage to the mental state of my Diana....
➔ I know I am scum for even thinking such evil thoughts ("selling a gun?!?" 😱) — but I am just a human being with all the weaknesses (that I keep trying to blame on my parents, my teachers, my politicians, and the climate change).


Anyhow, if anyone knows of a good gun psychologist to help my Diana's mind, please pass me the phone number.

Matthias
Diana 2 timed her prince :p u might have to be British to understand this ;p
 
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