Just one more reason why I still love real guns but this new girl in town has some explosive action in prone just tearing my heart out.
I'm going to have to have a conversation with the Fine AF AR-15 and all the mutants I've made with her soon. I'll have tell them all, "Daddy will always have a place in the safe or on the gun show table for ya but there is just some silly air head I love more than y'all now and I need some (life) time. Now I know this might be a shock so I'ma go get some cigarettes while y'all take time to process this. I'll be right back."
It worked for my dad so I'm sure it'll be ok.