Zombie Apocalypse and SHTF Addition

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Hanging out here in Texas and went into a firearms store and saw an “Ultimate Apocalypse Rifle.” That was the actual name of the rifle and it had me laughing. So, for this thread describe your ultimate SHTF Zombie 🧟‍♂️/zombie squirrel Air Rifle and survival pack.



Mine: hw95 reliable and easy to maintain and .22 ammo is plentiful. It could kill some small animals to feed myself and my family when the firearms run out of ammo or they are too laud.
 
Factoid: Zombies are afraid of Shi Tzu and other small dogs!

Factoid: Zombies dissolve in water! Keep a hose or bucket of fresh water handy!

Factoid: Making love to a zombie is akin to having conjugal relations with a memory foam mattress...plus, some parts are in danger of breaking off!

Factoid: SHTF...turn off the fan!



I sincerely hope this information, some based on actual experience, will be of assistance.

Kindly 'Ol Uncle Hoot
 
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Factoid: Zombies are afraid of Shi Tzu and other small dogs!

Factoid: Zombies dissolve in water! Keep a hose or bucket of fresh water handy!

Factoid: Making love to a zombie is akin to having conjugal relations with a memory foam mattress...plus, some parts are in danger of breaking off!

Factoid: SHTF...turn off the fan!



I sincerely hope this information, some based on actual experience, will be of assistance.

Kindly 'Ol Uncle Hoot
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reliably the best information in this pandemic than any other
 
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That would force me to buy a pump or springer at last.

One thing that always bugs me about zombie movies is that no matter how much blood splatters, nobody wears a face mask or eye protection. Heck, I'd have a hat, too. And they never bother washing their hands. Everybody has a few tiny little cuts on their hands somewhere. We'd all be coming down with the virus.

I like Bill Burr's plan: Learn to fly a helicopter. Then all you have to do is figure out how to get downtown to your helicopter in the middle of an apocalypse.
 
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Didn't know you were here in Dante's Den, Lt. In a pre-COVID world I would have been offering to buy you a drink. At least the zombie virus wouldn't be airborne. Just keep the DAQ Quackenbush Outlaw on the bar and be ready to fire when one walks into the joint. The PBBA 20 Ga would be nice to have as well. Just tether it to the 100 cuft tank and set it on the bar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du5YK5FnyF4




 
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Didn't know you were here in Dante's Den, Lt. In a pre-COVID world I would have been offering to buy you a drink. At least the zombie virus wouldn't be airborne. Just keep the DAQ Quackenbush Outlaw on the bar and be ready to fire when one walks into the joint. The PBBA 20 Ga would be nice to have as well. Just tether it to the 100 cuft tank and set it on the bar.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du5YK5FnyF4





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haha yeah Covid what a joke. Average age of death is 83, and average life expectancy is 79. I think we all need to get sick for 4 more years :)


Nice choices.
 
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Given it's now ancient tech this beauty should be easily repaired during and after the apocalypse. I'll take a modern pump though. 1500 strokes to fill is a bit much when under attack without a squire.
 
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